If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
i don’t want to go to school i want to travel the world and live out of a kombi van, meeting new people and creating memories
- Anonymous (via bl-ossomed)
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*